I keep thinking about trying to recap the important things, ideas, themes that went down this summer. I was even going to have the headline "Dear Summer" to quote Hov.
Maybe all that will come, maybe not. But one thing I wanted to put down before I forgot is the question that would not go away. It came up once out of every five times a large gathering got together. People would make their claim with such fervor and passion that you would think you were discussing political ideologies. Someone, new into the fold would hear the question for the first time immediately be in the thick of it, then it would get fired up all over again, people hammering home their points again. This was the cycle that repeated itself over and over this summer.
The question
Who would get it...
Blanche from The Golden Girls
Vs.
Mona from Who's the Boss?
It is in the opinion of this author that the clear and only rational choice is Blanche.
Why? Blanche, I guarantee is down for whatever. She will do that shit. Plus, she has a vaguely Southern accent, I'm with it.
You are out there wondering, "where is option C or none of the above?" Stop. You are being lame.
Blanche wouldn't care if you came home stinking like bourbon, she's above the petty shit. "Blanche, I'm watching football all day with the fellas." She's okay with that too. She just wants the D.
On the other hand, Mona is so goddamned annoying. Always running her yapper, busting balls all the time. Silencio, por favor!! And I would be willing to bet that she just lays there like a log, and best believe that she is not even remotely hot enough to just lay there.
I know I've heard the reasons why Blanche is no good, like I said, we've had this discussion a lot. I've heard them but I'm not hearing them, if you catch my drift. One argument for Mona is that you get in good with her and then sooner or later you are getting in good with Samantha. That's just plain absurd. Like a pre-teen girl is going to want it with you after you did the deed the old lady who lives in the house, almost a grandma to her. No way in hell man.
Maybe all that will come, maybe not. But one thing I wanted to put down before I forgot is the question that would not go away. It came up once out of every five times a large gathering got together. People would make their claim with such fervor and passion that you would think you were discussing political ideologies. Someone, new into the fold would hear the question for the first time immediately be in the thick of it, then it would get fired up all over again, people hammering home their points again. This was the cycle that repeated itself over and over this summer.
The question
Who would get it...
Blanche from The Golden Girls
Vs.
Mona from Who's the Boss?
It is in the opinion of this author that the clear and only rational choice is Blanche.
Why? Blanche, I guarantee is down for whatever. She will do that shit. Plus, she has a vaguely Southern accent, I'm with it.
You are out there wondering, "where is option C or none of the above?" Stop. You are being lame.
Blanche wouldn't care if you came home stinking like bourbon, she's above the petty shit. "Blanche, I'm watching football all day with the fellas." She's okay with that too. She just wants the D.
On the other hand, Mona is so goddamned annoying. Always running her yapper, busting balls all the time. Silencio, por favor!! And I would be willing to bet that she just lays there like a log, and best believe that she is not even remotely hot enough to just lay there.
I know I've heard the reasons why Blanche is no good, like I said, we've had this discussion a lot. I've heard them but I'm not hearing them, if you catch my drift. One argument for Mona is that you get in good with her and then sooner or later you are getting in good with Samantha. That's just plain absurd. Like a pre-teen girl is going to want it with you after you did the deed the old lady who lives in the house, almost a grandma to her. No way in hell man.
posted by Zach Fields at
1:42 PM
1 Comments:
WOW......I have a few comments on the Great Debate of '05
First off, I have always been on the Blanche side of the argument. However, putting the pictures in there kinda gave me second thoughts.
Mona isn't as bad as I thought she was. Maybe the picture is one of her better ones or maybe I haven't had sex in a long time, but I'd at least consider her as an option now (which I had no desire to do in the past). I actually doubt that she's really that lame too. I figure by the time girls become older ladies, they magically turn into sex kittens. Even if they would only lay there years and years ago, becoming an old lady makes them realize that they need to put some extra effort into the mix. Both Mona and Blanche know what it takes to get off.
Additionally, if you were going to tag Mona, you would have to be sure that Sam was none the wiser. That way you'd still have a chance with her. I'd sacrifice my pride and reputation for one night with Sam.
Although I've given no reason whatsoever, I'm still sticking with Blanche (unless you can assure me that I'd be able to double up with Sam).
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